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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via acidparanoia)

queefdollaz:

lmfaoo niggas on here be reblogging the simplest basic relationship shit like “i want somebody to eat pizza and watch regular show with” fool u can do that with ya lil cousins if yount get yo ass outta here!!!!

(via floptart)

slothmastersatan:

One time I fed my boyfriend Nutella and he got a boner and that was the moment I knew he was the man I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.

i-cant-let-you-down-again:

WHY COULDN’T THEY LET BOBBY LIVE

WHY COULDN’T BOBBY BE WITH JODY

WHY COULDN’T BOBBY HAVE LOVE

(Source: letmesayiloveyou, via ordinarynatural)

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