One time I fed my boyfriend Nutella and he got a boner and that was the moment I knew he was the man I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
I want to talk to an anti-porn feminist so badly about their views on the matter omfg.
I’m a woman and as most of my followers on this blog or my porn blog may have noticed by now- I fucking love porn.
Anti-porn feminism is honestly so mind boggling and I have a hard time understanding the…
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
Hey, adults of the world
How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up
You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can
That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it